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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Arnold Schwarzenegger dubbed ‘weird and creepy’ for blunt reaction to son Patrick’s ‘White Lotus’ nude scene - Page Six

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Observations From Titans Minicamp on Thursday - Tennessee Titans

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Simple blood test detects cancer up to 3 years before symptoms appear - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

The Trump-Musk feud has been great for X, which jumped up the App Store charts - TechCrunch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

New Report Ranks 3 New Jersey Towns Among Kindest In America - 92.7 WOBM

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

A rocket scientist wrestles with backlash over her Blue Origin flight - The Washington Post

No way

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the tools HR recruiters or talent acquisition managers generally use to ease the process?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Final X Wrestling Results 2025, Live Updates, Matchups - FloWrestling

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Since NATO is badly losing in Ukraine to the Russian forces, should NATO soldiers and commanders find a new job given their incompetence? Do they expect pushing different versions of the same disinformation every few months to help them win?